LO-KU | Haiku gone lo-fi http://www.lo-ku.com 1024 pixels. 52 colors. 17 syllables. 8-bit graphics. Haiku gone lo-fi. Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:26:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 LO-KU presents: The Super-Awesome Super-Spectacular Christmas Explosion Special! http://www.lo-ku.com/2010/12/20/2010-12-20-xmasspecial/ http://www.lo-ku.com/2010/12/20/2010-12-20-xmasspecial/#comments Mon, 20 Dec 2010 06:00:39 +0000 Lo-Ku Masters http://www.lo-ku.com/?p=806 LO-KU presents: The Super-Awesome Super-Spectacular Christmas Explosion Special!

Haiku and Art by Daniel

Is this comic a sign of things to come? Will LO-KU finally make a glorious return in 2011? What the fuck is a LO-KU anyway? I mean really! Fuck!

Oh, and merry non-Christmas holidays to you all as well! We’re not prejudiced towards a particular belief system or anything, Christmas just fit the haiku best… Wait, was I accidentally profound just now?

No? Oh… okay then.

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Haiku and Art by… ?

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Art by Daniel; Haiku by Eline Primowees

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Haiku and Art by Thomas

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Haiku and Art by Daniel

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I saw what you were trying to do yesterday, Daniel,  and it didn’t work…. NOBODY MAKES WORSE LO-KU THAN ME!!!! You’re out of your leeg (<-misspelled) sun (<-wrong word)!!!!! (<too many exclamation points and I forgot to put a minus sign to complete the arrow)….

\Do you feel me dawg! Aint nevu gonna be a worse Lo-Ku than

I made this lokue  Thomas Did…. do you fill me?

Here’s a lot fo words thand and misspelings and ramplings and I dout yo can even reed this or understand but if you keep readin yr a fool cus im only rting to be irritating so tat my loku can be the wurst one ever so reeding tis si pointless 4 you so if you r smart youll stop reeding cuz im just going to say the same type of stuff over and over and voer avnd over cus I jus t want to have a ugly block of pointless text to ugly up my loku so that I will always have the designation of worst loku eve r and no one will be able to make a worse loku thna me even if they try reel hard to make a worse one they wont because thsis is the worst onw eth ethe  there is ever so if ur still reding ten I don t nknw why because tis is more for me and for my championship of worstness that I am the campion of no one worsts bettur than I worst wen it comes to loku this is the worst one ever made and on one can deny it cause look at how ugly and pointless this big block of teckst is causwe it goes against the whole point o f loku an d choosing ur words cafefully there are so many words right here now and lots of misspellings and no punctuatioin cause i am the mast of all that is alll that is everything on loku that is the worst one that i made look how long this block uv text is its so ugly i wonder if ur still reeding this cause i told you already it would be pointless and that its just so that it can be even more obnoxious to help it reign for long time as wurst loku ever cause how could you make a worse loku can you do it can you dethrone me from my throne of worst loku ever championship belt that I wear to the ring when Im making the worst lokus that have ever been made in the world and the whole history of evrything thtat there has been in life so far I hope you didnt read all of this because it was pointless except in its point of making this loku worse which it has i think and so

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Haiku and Art by Daniel Anonymous

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Haiku and Art by Thomas

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Haiku and Art by Daniel

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Haiku and Art by Thomas

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