Art by Daniel; Haiku by… YOU?!?
It’s… the LO-KU Haiku Contest!
So here’s the deal: I made a LO-KU for today and thought “I bet this could be funnier, but I am not funny enough…” Therefore, I am turning it over to you, faithful LO-KU reader, to come up with a haiku more humorous, profound, depressing, enlightening and world-changing than any other haiku ever uttered by the lips of man!
The Process: Just write a haiku for the comic presented above in the Western format (5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables) and send it our way! Either post your entry in the comments section or email it to us at LoKuMasters@gmail.com.
The Prizes: Fame and fortune! Your LO-KU will be posted here at LO-KU.com for the haiku-based-webcomic-world to see! We’ll also give you 5 billion LO-KREDITS* that you can use to, like… read our comics and stuff! WOW!
The Deadline: Send your haiku to us before 11:30pm CST on Thursday, January 14th. Your LO-KU will be posted on Friday, January 15th and will stay up all weekend! Good lord!
What are you waiting for? Time is running out! DO IT NOW!!!
- LO-KU Masters
*LO-KREDITS are not a thing that exists.
Chelsea’s having twins!!!!
Wait a minute… it was all
Just a fucking dream.
I am a human!
Oh wait, I just remembered
I’m an avatar.
Macarena, yay!
But I don’t get the lyrics!
I’m one sad gringo
Yes, it was THIS big!
God damn you, vagina gods!!!
My dick looked so small.
“theme park pose” blow job…
spirits cut off my fingers!…
climax? or blood loss?
I want an Afro!
Or Ears like a Handlebar,
But my head just sucks…